0 to 100 AD

Name: No Body
Date of birth: 00-00-0000
Qualification: Can see, listen and think
Disability: Can't read or write
Address: Beneth the sky, above the ground,
between the horizons - the earth

Mother: My mother possesses male and frmale reproductive organs. But she asexual. Still she got inumerable wombs to receive semen from anyone in any form. She can get pregnant even if someone excretes on her body. She is mother not just to me but to all the living things on the earth. yet she is a vergin. She is neither married nor unmarried. She accommodates everything. Yes, you may wonder who my mother is? My mother is Miss Globe.

Father: My father is female. I have never seen him. I don't know who and where my father is! My father did never copulate with my mother. Instead of intercourse, my father endured a random-course flight over my mother; instead of sexual ejacution, it was an act of exceretion; insted of semen, what come out was shit and instead of sperm, it was a seed that impergnated my mother and caused my birth.